you kept trying to order home massages off of craigslist. - [gasps] good thing you were here. [knock at door] - hey, somebody order a massage? - oh, brother. [masculine voice] you're too late! i already killed her! - [groans] - well played, lemon. [door opens] you went running? i thought you'd left. who else is out there this early? - almost exclusively women that look like me. if the pervert community gets wind of morning jogging, [grunts] god help us. have you seen this? they keep talking about sheinhardt selling nbc to, uh, kabletown. - that's never gonna happen. how could a company from philadelphia buy a company from new york? that would be like vietnam defeating the united states in a ground war. - i don't know, jack. my sources... - well, i'm telling you that don geiss and i spoke about this, and that sale is dead. - look, i read his autobiography, geiss cubes, whatever that means. - it means the book is filled with cubes of knowledge. it's a good title. the principles in this book are timeless. i could open to any page... "because a woman's brain has fewer folds--" okay, hang on.